do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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