my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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