At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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