love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
