i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
