DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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