Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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