Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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