how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
