It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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