Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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