i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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