So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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