I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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