I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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