remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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