hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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