Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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