She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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