We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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