I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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