Need sex. Gaining weight.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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