Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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