He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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