she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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