That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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