So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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