No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you will always have a special place in my vag
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
