they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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