Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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