I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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