i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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