we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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