So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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