yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You ruined the universe
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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