At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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