thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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