I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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