I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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