Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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