the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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