And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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