so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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