3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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