yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
its not stalking. its research.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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