please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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