Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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