So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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