we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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