That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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